(Source: voleureuse)
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LAURIE: You know, all that “morning people” talk made me think, since Smith and I broke up, I have not woken up once next to some random guy that I just met the night before.
GRAYSON: Feels like that shouldn’t make a woman sad.
BOBBY: Well, you just gotta get back out there, girl.
Sex with your ex, it’s really great
Oh, but sex with your ex is a big mistake
No, no, no, sex with your ex
Sex with your ex, sex with your ex
It’s the best, but you’ll regret
Sex with your ex
‘The guys are gone, it’s their annual “let’s pretend we’re not old” basketball game against the neighbors.’
‘Excuse me. Quick announcement: I’m about to bring Kylie in, so I need you all to act like normal human beings.’