tvland:

Top 10 Ships
008 Jules & Grayson

fuckyeah-hardwater:

“COUGAR TOWN” (Created by Bill Lawrence & Kevin Biegel, 2009-????)

It’s amazing how they turned this show around - abandoned the initial premise and transformed it into something truly funny and heartwarming! This is not a show about Cougars - It’s a show about friends and neighbours inventing weird games and drinking too much wine! ♥ I LOVE IT!

crisisdeansiedad:

Day 02 - A show that you wish more people were watching

Seriously, this show is not about anything epic or mindfucking, or legendary. This show is about little things that make you smile. Is cute and funny and creative. Is about bonding and family and friends, no matter your age. And the most important for me: this show gives you so much more than it promises. ♥

30 Day TvShow Meme

Jules: You know, I can’t believe that no one cared that we’re dating. What?
Grayson: Did you tell everyone?
Jules [gasps]: Bobby!
Andy: Bobby!
Ellie: Bobby!
Stan: Bobby!
Ellie: Bobby?!
Travis: Dad!
Andy: Bobby! Bobby!
Laurie: Bobby! 
Bobby: What’s up?
Laurie: Nothing. Sometimes I just like to say your name out loud.
Bobby: Me too! But I whisper it… Bobby. 

Cougar Town, 1x24 ~ “Finding Out”

Bobby: Hey, is there any more of that fancy salami left? 
Kylie: I just ate the last piece.
Bobby: Aww man, I wish I could be your mouth.
Travis [shakes head]: Dad!

Cougar Town, 1x24 ~ “Finding Out”

Travis: Hey New Dad, you give me 20 bucks I’ll never call you New Dad again.
Grayson: Winna!
Travis: Thank you. See you Mom. I love you, New Dad.
Grayson: It feels right. 

Cougar Town, 1x24 ~ “Finding Out”

Jules: Look at him over there having lunch with his Dad. It makes me want to puke. When I’m being this petty does it make me seem more or less sexy?
Grayson: It makes you seem like an asexual man-goblin.
Jules: Oh.
Grayson: You know what the worst part is? Even when you’re acting like a chore, I still like you.
Jules: Well, that must be frustrating.
Grayson: It really is. 

 Cougar Town, 1x23 ~ “Breakdown”

Jules: Okay, sad-face.
Ellie: Don’t you mean normal-face?
Travis: Really?
Ellie: Sorry… 

Cougar Town, 1x23 ~ “Breakdown”

Jules: Oh, you got your yearbook.
Travis: Besides my senior photo there’s one picture of me & it’s with Mr Goolsby, the creepy Wood-shop teacher.
Jules: Why do you have your hands on his breasts?
Travis: Because I was pretending to push him into the band-saw but they cropped that part out.
Jules: Bummer for you, dude. What happened to Mr ‘I don’t care about High School’?
Travis: What was I supposed to say? I didn’t make any mark at all…
Jules: The only thing that matters is that you got through it. It’s not like I made some big splash in High School.
Travis: Really? Because I got your yearbook.
Jules: Well, we don’t need to look through that, I mean, I’m barely in it.
Travis: Look, inside cover, you as the Prom Queen.
Jules: Yeah, I got 98% of the vote but you know, whatever. I mean, it’s only one thing, it doesn’t mean I’m super cool.
Travis: Is this you dancing on stage with Bruce Springsteen?
Jules: Yeah… that was super cool. 

Cougar Town, 1x23 ~ “Breakdown“ 

Ellie: Fine, I’ll go but guess who’s coming with me? Bam!
Laurie: Holy big hat! Love it. Hides so much of your face!
Ellie: Did Andy let you in?
Laurie: Uh-huh.
Ellie: He’s not allowed to do that without warning me… 

Cougar Town, 1x23 ~ “Breakdown”

Laurie: You guys, check this out.
Bobby: I didn’t know you went here!
Laurie: I didn’t. I just wrote that while you guys were getting the tickets.
Jules: Well, put my name, I rock too!

Cougar Town, 1x23 ~ “Breakdown”

barnumyay:

Andy: Did you just give him the ‘hit that’ nod?
Grayson: I did.
Andy: But Jules said no girls in the house.
Grayson: She won’t find out.
Andy: Jules always finds out.  You know, I babysat Travis once when he was twelve and I may or may not have let him watch Nine and a Half Weeks.  Somehow, Jules found out and then all of a sudden her brownies started having pecans in them which is kinda weird ‘cause I’m allergic to pecans and Jules knows that.  It was like, I don’t know, she was trying to kill me but that’s just silly right?

Cougar Town 1.08 - “Two Gunslingers”

tinywords:

Ellie: Look at him Jules. 
Jules: I don’t want to!  
Ellie: I know you don’t. Because even if Grayson is right over there… Say it Jules!
Jules: It’s like he is a million miles away.

Cougar Town 1.22 Feeling A Whole Lot Better

Travis: Are we here to buy me a car for college?!
Bobby [laughs]: Good one, Trav.
Travis: Thanks.
Bobby: You know how I’ve been working odd jobs for extra cash?
[cuts away]
Travis: I really gotta get to school.
Bobby: You will, I just have to drop Mr Rockwell off at the mall first.
Mr Rockwell: I’m going to buy pants! 

Cougar Town, 1x22 ~ “Feel a Whole Lot Better”