‘It got a little too flirty for me. It’s just not as much fun when you get stuck on someone and start thinking about them all the time. Even though you know nothing real will ever happen, it makes you feel kinda stupid, you know.’
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‘It got a little too flirty for me. It’s just not as much fun when you get stuck on someone and start thinking about them all the time. Even though you know nothing real will ever happen, it makes you feel kinda stupid, you know.’
Jules: Are you really wearing that T-shirt?
Laurie: Yeah. I’ve never been to Ohio, but I do love this shirt ‘cause the O’s frame my boobs perfectly and it says “hi” in the middle. Oh, hey, Travis.
Travis: O-hi-o.
Jules: Travis, eyes up.
Travis: Hey, that is a bitchin’ purse. Did you get that on the Internet? I bought this bad-ass humidifier on the Internet and it is really helping with my sinus infectch. It’s cold mist, so less bacteria, you know? No biggie.
Jules: What are you doing?
Travis: Great stuff, Moms. And I’m out.
Jules: What a doof. He is so crushing on you.
Laurie: It’s kinda sweet.
Jules: Yeah.
Laurie: Do you want me to take his virginity?
Jules: Now, not so sweet.
Travis: How’d she know I lied?
Ellie: The high-pitched lie. Every man’s tell.
Travis: No, it’s not.
Laurie: Really? Have you ever had a dirty dream about me, Travis?
Travis: [In a high-pitched voice] You? Sick!
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Not like book one Harry but in the last book…I’m sorry what am I doing? You’ve probably read it already.